Funny, Naughty and Tough Would You Rather Questions For a Memorable Party

“Would You Rather” is a popular friends and couples game that makes the getting-to-know part easy, fun and unforgettable. This game can turn an ordinary Saturday night into a memorable night that you and your friends will always remember, whether because you found out that he\she preferred to smell their poop rather than eat from someone else’s dish or eat a bowl of vomit rather than have diarrhea for the rest of their life. The rules of the Would You Rather game are quite simple: one player asks another player a question with only two options, who cannot answer the question with “neither” or “both”.

Once the question is asked, player who’s been asked must make a choice between the two given options. Just as both and neither, avoiding to answer the question is also off the table. Whether you are in the beginning of your relationship or at a party with your friends, well selected would you rather questions can create moments of shock, laughter, excitement and of course, embarrassment. However, before you throw a party, you need to prepare yourself with some tough would you rather questions.

For couples, Would You Rather game offers to spice up their sex life by simply getting the partners know each other and their bed-preferences better. Prepare some sexy and naughty would you rather questions and you’re both in for a special treat. With no further ado, we bring you 35 of best would you rather questions to help you get wrapped up in a fun or a naughty night.

Funny Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather brush your teeth with a toilet brush or use sandpaper as toilet paper?

2. Would you rather have a head of the size of a golf ball or the size of a pumpkin?

3. Would you rather eat a bowl of shit once or have diarrhea for the rest of your life?

4. Would you rather be rich and ugly or poor and attractive?

5. Would you rather have a shape-shifting ability or flying ability?

6. Would you rather have a dog tail on a human body or a human face on a dog body?

7. Would you rather smell like poop and not know it or always smell like poop that nobody else can smell it?

8. Would you rather eat a bowl of vomit or lick someone’s foot?

9. Would you rather live without your sex organ or gain 150lbs for the rest of your life?

10. Would you rather listen to classical music every day or record yourself teaching essential life-hack videos on a daily basis?

11. Would you rather have hair on only one side of your head or no hair at all?

12. Would you rather have plenty of acne that can be hidden underneath clothes or only one acne on your nose?

13. Would you rather have your teeth chopped off or your legs broken?

Naughty Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather have a hickey or have a note on your back saying that you had sex last night?

2. Would you rather have sex out in the nature or on the balcony of a reputable hotel in your town?

3. Would you rather make love in your parents’ bed or at a mattress store?

4. Would you rather make out in the back seat of your partner’s car or in the back row at the movies?

5. Would you rather have sex in the morning or at night?

6. Would you rather take a long bubble bath or a quick steamy shower with your partner?

7. Would you rather try out a new sex idea or make passionate love?

8. Would you rather end a second date with a passionate kiss or sex?

9. Would you rather have no sex organ or two?

Tough Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather swim 100m through dead bodies or someone else’s shit?

2. Would you rather travel back in time or in the future?

3. Would you rather spend 3 years in prison for something you didn’t do or 5 years for something you did?

4. Would you rather pee yourself in public or drag toilet paper with your shoe?

5. Would you rather live without eyebrows or eyelash?

6. Would you rather be unable to speak or always have something to say?

7. Would you rather speak fluently every language in the world or have read every book ever written?

8. Would you rather be itchy or sweaty for the rest of your life?

9. Would you rather let your parents know that you can hear them having sex or listen to the aaws and oohs for the rest of your life?

10. Would you rather be royalty but have no friends and family or be homeless with your friends and family?

11. Would you rather know how you’re going to die or when you’re going to die?

12. Would you rather have 10 kids over the course of your life or be unable to have or adopt any?

13. Would you rather be the only person on the planet or die tomorrow?